Random Kid Sayings

Abigail: Mommy a spider!
Isaac: Oh, a spider, I know just what to kill it with. The wheel of the car. Okay.

Isaac standing on the bathtub
Me: Isaac you're almost as tall as mommy
Isaac: Yeah, I am big, but it's because I'm standing on the bathtub. I'll be little when I get down.

Isaac: There's a bird in our grass, lets catch it in my bird catcher.
Me: The bird is too big for your bug catcher.
Isaac: No, I changed it to a bird catcher now.
Me: Oh. Good luck catching the bird then.

We like to watch the Price is Right and apparently marketers target older people during that time slot. We see lots of power chair and scooter commercials. Today it was OsteoBiflex. The commercial features a 48 year old man talking about how he likes to swim and walk outside.
Isaac runs up to me and says: I like to swim and walk outside too!
Guess I'll have to get him some OsteoBiflex.

Getting ready for vacation I took the kids to the dump to drop off the trash.
Isaac:Today we're going to Florida. Lets just pack up and go when we get back from the dump.
Me: We have to wait for Daddy. He's coming with us.
Isaac: Well, I just think that Daddy knows the way to get to Florida by himself.
So I guess Jake will just meet us there. That will really blow the gas budget.