Kids are so funny

Nothing opens my eyes like hearing how my children mimic me.
Abigail changing her baby doll's diaper: Oh no! Look at this mess, it's all the way up the back. Why did you do this?

Isaac: Mommy we're building something very special. Yes, it's the biggest. Abigail, I already have a screwdriver. No I don't need two screwdrivers.
Abigail: Oh you don't need a screwdriver.
Isaac: Wrench. Abigail, wrench! Abigail, I need a wrench.
Abigail: Oh this wrench. Here's the wrench.
Isaac: Okay, wood. Small wood. I need two pieces of small wood. Abigail, two pieces of small wood. (Abigail, gives him the wood.) Oh ho, I've never seen two pieces of wood like that. Abigail how did you get these?

Not sure what it's going to be but it's something special.

Isaac: Noah and Pig are going to Pig's house to eat salad so they'll have energy to play outside. Abigail, now all the other animals are coming out to eat salad.

Hmm, do you think I can get the kids to eat salad for lunch?